**JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon, once Bitcoin’s fiercest critic, now lets clients buy crypto—but he’s not happy about it.** After years of calling Bitcoin a “fraud” and “pet rock,” Dimon reluctantly greenlit crypto purchases, signaling a major shift for traditional finance.
**Bitcoin scores a symbolic win as JPMorgan caves to client demand—despite Dimon’s lingering skepticism.** The banking giant’s reversal follows Trump’s pro-crypto policies and booming institutional interest in Bitcoin ETFs.
**From “fire traders who buy Bitcoin” to allowing crypto purchases—Jamie Dimon’s U-turn shocks the financial world.** JPMorgan’s move could trigger a domino effect, pushing more banks to embrace digital assets amid growing investor pressure.
**Crypto Twitter cheers as Jamie Dimon finally “bends the knee” to Bitcoin demand.** Despite his grimace, JPMorgan’s pivot marks a turning point for institutional adoption—even if the CEO still thinks you’re “stupid” to buy it.